If you know dachshunds well, you know one thing: no matter how how it is, they’re always cold. That’s why they are the perfect dog to make ice cubes with! Scientists have found a way to transfer the natural cold of the dachshund into ice cubes. These cubes are scientifically engineered to keep your drinks 1,000% colder* and 1,000% cuter* than normal ice cubes.
* This isn’t true.
* This is.
Here’s all the stuff you need to put your papers together. Now as soon as you leave I’ll tear them up so you can put them back together. It’s your favorite thing to do! You’re welcome.
If there’s one thing a dachshund loves, it’s their person. If there’s a second thing a dachshund loves, it’s food. If there’s a third thing a dachshund loves though, it’s definitely another dachshund.
What dog is long enough to hold a whole ear of corn in its belly? Only the Dachshund!
After a long day, there’s one thing you want to come home to: a long dog. After the long dog, though, you probably want a long pour of beer.